Aluminium foil boxes have folds on the sides to hold the foil in place while you rip out a sheet so the roll doesn't exit the box. Too complex for us.

If you eat Greek yoghurt for some reason, you're supposed to fold the topping section so that it pours into the yoghurt. Or you can just eat normal food, if you're into that.

That soda can of yours has a hole to hold your straw in place for some reason.

In order to keep your extension cords from coming part, tie them in a sweet pretzel knot you learned in Boy Scouts that one time.

If you're five years old and can't hold your juice box, they come with handles to better balance it. Or you can drink from a cup.

You're supposed to pull towards the bar and not away from it. Or you can continue to inhale chocolate like true Americans do.

The pots you don't use have spoon holders.

This is the right way to floss, but I blame my dentist for not talking over my "La la la, I can't hear you, my teeth are great!" speech.

Your soft drink lid at your favourite fast food place can actually be made into a coaster. No more screaming at your house guests and threatening to murder them if they leave wet rings on your table.

You can use your lid as a spoon. This is also good for poor folks or people who hate doing dishes. So it's good for everyone.

Store peanut butter upside down so you don't get a layer of oil on the top. Or just eat it all in one sitting and avoid all of this.

Flat rim plungers are for sinks only.

These are for toilets

Your Chinese take-out containers can be unfolded into plates.

You're only supposed to be using a pea-sized amount of toothpaste. Again, I blame the dentist.